TO ALL THE GIRLS I BANGED BEFORE: I'm sending all you broads a message..The Dirty One is taken...me and Dasani are officially doing the dirty on a full time basis...It's time for this week's Bang Bus...So I invited my main squeeze to join me on our quest..and since Ugs dosen't work he decided to come along too...So let me break it down for you all...Dasani is a fucking sex hungry honey...and I can only satisfy her ass until a certain point...she decides she wants a young cock to satisfy her insatiable appetite for being stuffed....so I figure what the hell...and we go searching for a guy for her...while Ugs was behind the wheel he almost runs into this fool walking his dog...so I was like you ever done any Porn?..turns out Desani was all in to him...She was like a you a Virgin?..after a short pause...turns homie was one...So my lady decides to make his day and pop his cherry...You know she's got the bomb pussy, perfect tits and a great ass...homie couldn't get enough off it...As soon as Dasani finished with him and before he almost rolled up in a fetal position to suck his thumb... we asked him to hook us up with some drinks since we gave him the ultimate hook up ...Then I asked 'yo homie whats your name'...before he could answer Camilo we were off...Serves him right for touching my Lady. Enjoy Fellas, But not too much...The Dirty One.....

So we were cruising around in search for some chicks, but the weather didn't let us. It was raining all over Miami, and smoky, Ramon and me were just tired of looking around. There was nobody in the streets. So we decided to go to a mall to see if we had any luck. It was almost impossible. We even tried to put down the window to talk to some chicks and the water was all over the place. Then at the entrance of the mall, we saw this beautiful Cuban girl named Katrina who had an amazing ass, like all Cuban girls. So we picked her up, and we went for a ride. Like always Ramon was making a show, and he showed his 10 inch cock. The girl was in shock looking at that anaconda. So we convinced her to stay with us, and to have some fun in the bang bus. You have to see this girl how amazing she is, and how she loves to ride cock. Her ass is just banging. So check her out, because Katrina is more than a Cuban girl with a big ass. She is a beauty starving for action.

What’s up guys it's your boy Preston with another episode of the Bang Bus. But this time, we went to the hood to try to find some nice girls. At first we didn't have any luck, we just found a crack-head that will do whatever for only 5 dollars. But then we passed by the courthouse, and we saw this gorgeous chick wearing a tiny skirt with some nice beautiful legs. We started talking to her and she was paying a ticket for peeing on the streets. I offered her the money for the tickets and for taking a ride with us. She accepted and we took her for a Bang Bus drive. We were cruising with my home-boy C-lo and out of nowhere these two starting making out, and the next thing you know they were fucking hardcore, but as you know it, I took back my money and threw her out of the car!

Kayla? Who the hell is that.... OH! the exotic dancer girl. Ya, she was hot. She had a blond California thing going. What an ass on this girl. I remember that Jordan (Squirrel Humper) was in love with her. He loved her wet pussy and big tits. He fucked that chick till kingdom cum. The cum went all over her cute face. We picked this crazy chick up at a sex shop in the middle of the hood. She was the only white girl around for miles. I new she was a freak of the bat 'cause she bought an enormous dildo. It was called dongzilla or some ridiculous shit like that. What's funny is before we booted her of the bus in the middle of a different hood than we picked her up in, Jordan wrestled her for the dongzilla and won. (unfortunately, this scene was not caught on tape) Anyway, where was I...OH YA! So he wrestled the chick for her sex toy's and her anal numbing lube and was victorious. So not only did she end up in an iffy part of town, she was left empty handed. Ha Ha Ha!!! Always do um DIRT!!!

As a week went by we got the bang bus patrolling the streets of Miami again in search for some victims. How long and how much does it takes to get someones attention. That was the question I was looking for answer on. To be honest its really hard to figure this out. One day you can pick up some smoking hot chick without even trying hard, and the next day the most ugliest girl on the planet would be so ignorant even though you offer her a load of cash. Where is the logic? Or its all about how lucky you are. I guess so. Whatever. Sometimes I just think either all women are wierdoos, either ... thats actually the point where my thoughts come to complete stop. So today we were driving to find somebody to have a good time with. As usually. The new driver D took me over to some rich neighborhood saying that its called Hialeah. I had some different picture of this area from what I've heard. Well maybe it was undiscovered part of this famous Miami district. As soon as we got there we met this girl Bianca. She said that she was visiting her sister who stole her (Bianca's) boyfriend. Why the hell in the world you wanna visit someone who just recently banged your men? Speaking of the women. So I was like “Do you want to go with us, so we could all think about the “pay back strategy”? She was up for it. A couple minutes later I picked up my boy and the revenge was pretty planed. Let me tell you how hot this girl was. Her nice perky tits and cute tight pussy was a combination of those things you don't want to miss. The sex was great. I got so many nice shots. So go ahead and check this out. PP

So Alb, Whiteboy and i came upon this chick named Bianca walking alone in the rain on her Ipod and carrying some really heavy groceries , We pulled up and asked her if she was in need of a ride or some help with the bags, and she just kept on walking on paying us no mind at all but finally we got her to stop and have a chat with us , See what happened is Jmac saw this girl in a nearby market while getting something to eat and asked me to find her when he came out to get back inside the van ... Anyways while trying to get her to come with us some of her neighbors started coming outside to see what was going on and I think that she decided to get in the van more over the basis that Bianca wanted the money but didn't want to look like a hooker in front of all her neighbors receiving the money to hang out with us ,, So anyway she got in and we headed out , Bianca I think was a little weird . Not butter in her butt and lollypops in her mouth weird but like an in the closet HOBAG Cocksucker to be exact . One of those girls that wanna take a dick down the throat while another from behind but would have to do it fucked up on some beach at night at some party in mexico so that nobody she knows would ever find out about it ... and well thats fine and all but the doctor inside of me thinks that not to be healthy one bit ... so I don't look at this update as hurting her in the end just because everybody she knows will now know of her hobaggyness , But a good thing because now she can share it with the world and have something different to talk about with her parents over thanks giving dinner this Year anyway enjoy D