Well,well, well.. look at we've got here... a repeat offender... or should I say.. repeat offended? So PP and Gonz were nowhere to be found... but we had a chick on deck ready for the cock... how weird is this?!?!?! AND THAT'S WHERE IT BEGINS!!! So marc-ho and I ..more me actually.. came up with the great idea of picking up a local vagabond brother and convincing the chick that he was my fam... boy... Janet's great tight ass and round perky natural tits were no match for the 13 inch baseball bat that Paul was hiding in his pants... I know I've said this countless times.. but THIS ONE IS THE TRUTH!!!! Movie's so good... that I'd join just to see the outcum!!!! I mean we all know the ending... but it's the journeys in life that make the destination that much greater... after all... Confucious does say.....ha! That's one for the old school BB fans!!!! anyways... quit reading my b/s and join! The Dirty One!

Yes.... yes indeed..... this marks a monumental moment in Bang Bus History!!! I know you guys are used to me saying this all the time.... BUT THIS IS ONE FOR THE FUCKING BOOKS!!!! So PP and Gonz were nowhere to be found...AGAIN... so I called up my trustee back up dong..Paul.. and we were off on yet another adventure! It was as simple as picking Daisy's... and wouldn't you know that's this weeks lucky contestant on The Wheels of Porkin'!!!! Daisy's barely 18 sexy self was wandering aimlessly thru Miami's mean streets... but as soon as I saw her young face with perky tits and nice little ass.... I knew she was our Neo (the one... for you fuckers that have been living in Afghani caves) You know what my loyal minions... there are times that I just can't believe what the fuck goes on in the cauldron of debauchery that is the Bang Bus...take Daisy... At what point in her existence on this planet did she willingly say to herself " I'd love to get into a van full of strange men... and then allow myself to get stuffed by a toothless blackman?" hahahaha.. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! I'm not even gonna tell you what the big deal is.. you're gonna have to watch the trailer! I will, however, say this... the days of ol' school BB are on the horizon.. and we've got an integral part back! What could it be? wait.. what the fuck are you still doing reading this shit.... WATCH IT!!!!! The Dirty Mother Fucking One!!!

You know.. one of the perpetual benefits of being the Dirtiest Sanchez this side of your girl's waist line is getting all my cohorts to go on with whatever mischevious ordeal I conjur up.... I mean how else would you explain me having PP dress up in his old high school attire? HA! I fucking love it! So after Presto threw on his old duds.. we were off.. Ugs making a wrong turn became the best thing he had done all day... that's when we hawked good ol' Rachel as she was staring at the ocean.. apPARENTly her father brought her down from BEANtown but was too busy handling his affairs to attend to his offspring... muahahahaha!! You know where this is going... Now don't get me wrong.. I was providing a service, as I always do, to society's disenfranchised bee-itches... I do them the favor of showing them a good hour's worth of attention.. and in turn I show it to all of you and watch my pockets get fat! This chick Rachel had the whole barely legal thing going on... which is fine by me! I love watching perky young tits and a tight shaved pussy get fucked hardcore by my boy PP.. and so do you! Blowjobs given at my beck and call are always fun too... Enjoy! The Dirty One...

So four and a half hours into the prowl ,I spot what appears to be a possible episode maker. A block and a half later ,I was sure. This bad girl was smokin' hot ,plus she could actually form complete sentences! Amazing! She even had that southern charm ,manners and accent that make many a man ,weak. Six minutes of Sanchez scrambling her brain like an egg in a blender ,a few benjees and poof ,she hoped right in. And you know we just had to show her some southern hospitality (bangbus style of course). All that properness didn't amount to an ashtray full of used condoms ,because once we cracked this bitch open... well ,the trailer will give you a little taste ,but the full... now that's a great fuckin' movie. My boy Jt put it down dude. After he got cutie to give him a blow job ,he had her squat on his face. Like if that wasn't enough ,they sixtynined! You know crunch time was on after that ,and homeboy has a big ol' curved dick. He FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY with that motherfucker. This girl wanted it bad , she wanted to be bad ,she was bad. She looked so content once the cum hit her face. If you like screaming and dirty fuck talk you'll love this episode. If you don't like screaming and dirty fuck talk you'll still love this episode. We decided to let this girl hang out for a minute... plus I owed sanchez one. Ugly.

IT WAS CHAOS FROM THE GET GO!!! I've never been involved in such an altercation with Ugs and PP before... put it to you this way. this shoot almost didn't make it due to Ugly's uncanny ability to nearly kill us in car accidents... sheesh... It's all good tho.. Ugs more than made up for it by scooping up this GORGEOUS spaniard bee-itch named Celeste.. I'm guessing it was all of Ugs tatts.. great ass and nice tits.. but her shirt looked like a dish rag.. so I KNEW that this one was good to go... Finally..Ugs did something right! After flexing my diplomatic muscle on this broad... she stepped into the arena and we were off.. They say that Spaniard women have great asses.. and Celeste wasn't about to become the exception! I did however feel the need to pay her back for conquering my ancestors land.... gotta rep for all my south americans! With that as my motivation..it was pretty much a wrap for her... Presto's cock beating her pussy hole in properly was a great sight... not to mention that the ass and pussy licking cock sucking fiasco commonly known as a 69 was fanstastic! After recieving the red eye from PP's cyclops... we all knew the next course of action... rapid deployment of the subject and immediate retreat! ha! It was great... enjoy bitches... The Dirty One...

God knows what the fuck transpired between Ugs and Preston.. but the next thing I knew.. I was rollin' with Grand Master Pee Pee... gold fronts and all!! Guess Ugs took him to the hood and hung out with the brothers over the weekend.. fucking Ugly.. he lets PP gas himself up to the point that I just HAVE to bring him down.. first the gay mermaid tattoo and now this!?! can we say... identity crisis? Anyways... the next course of action was to find Presto a chick to match his new persona.. and what better way than a juicy assed black chick with a great set of natural big tits by the name of Simone.. now this chick had the hood attitude that PP emulated.. so it was on! I tell ya.. this chick was the epitome of a hoodrat.. ready to gulp a cock at the drop of a dime... unless that dime is for the po po's (police.. for my non-urban folk) haha.. I do admit.. that Simone's blowjob was a nasty as her projects.. and that's more than I could as for!! Who knows what PP'll show up next week.. but one thing's for sure.. there'll be a cocksucking, titty licking, round ass grabbing , sex filming fiasco just like this week.. ENJOY! The Dirty One..