SO I WAS WITH my cousin Javier and Ugs in South Beach on a mission to find ourselves a whore for the day. Jav had just come to Miami from Colombia and wanted to know what it was that I do for a living. I figured...what better way to show him than by taking him with us! We saw Carolyn and Brooke holding hands walking down South Beach. After shooting the shit for a bit...Brooke basically gives up her non-english speaking friend for a few measly bucks and a promise of us bringing her back safely! You all know the deal!!! My cousin actually out does me in breaking this bitch!!! THE BITCH EVEN DOES ANAL!!!! Without a doubt...the best sex I've ever shot..PERIOD!!! The Dirty One...