TO ALL THE GIRLS I BANGED BEFORE: I'm sending all you broads a message..The Dirty One is taken...me and Dasani are officially doing the dirty on a full time basis...It's time for this week's Bang Bus...So I invited my main squeeze to join me on our quest..and since Ugs dosen't work he decided to come along too...So let me break it down for you all...Dasani is a fucking sex hungry honey...and I can only satisfy her ass until a certain point...she decides she wants a young cock to satisfy her insatiable appetite for being stuffed....so I figure what the hell...and we go searching for a guy for her...while Ugs was behind the wheel he almost runs into this fool walking his dog...so I was like you ever done any Porn?..turns out Desani was all in to him...She was like a you a Virgin?..after a short pause...turns homie was one...So my lady decides to make his day and pop his cherry...You know she's got the bomb pussy, perfect tits and a great ass...homie couldn't get enough off it...As soon as Dasani finished with him and before he almost rolled up in a fetal position to suck his thumb... we asked him to hook us up with some drinks since we gave him the ultimate hook up ...Then I asked 'yo homie whats your name'...before he could answer Camilo we were off...Serves him right for touching my Lady. Enjoy Fellas, But not too much...The Dirty One.....