Scene info for: The Crutch Master!
And to think that The Dirty One was under the assumption that I've tried everything in the book.... WRONG!!!! When I saw the ever tempting Amber hobbling down the sidewalk.. I knew I just HAD to... Apparently this chick had done some hardcore partying the nite before.. and was paying for it on some crutches.... I kindly offer this fair maiden a ride in my chariot..... she accepted..and we were off quicker than her clothes were!!!! This chick couldn't shut up about how drunk she got last nite...and a whole bunch of other useless b/s she was spewing... god knows I wasn't paying attention... what I DID notice... was her willingness to try out for the Special Olympics.... using Preston's cock as a straddle... well my comrades... I'll let you be the judges... and umm.. for future reference.... I'd just like to take this time to point out to all who visit my humble site of debauchery that I, THE DIRTY ONE, DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGE...I'M AN EQUAL OPPURTUNIST MISOGYNIST... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Preston Parker, Amber
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Runtime: 37 mins - November 05, 2008 - Rating: 8.53
Hey Guys...Preston here. Well we were driving around downtown, and sad to say we got skunked. So we decided to head...
Runtime: 39 mins - March 06, 2002 - Rating: 9.27
Melissa was like WOW Jesus H Christ she was a hot piece of ass and with a sense of humor too this I knew after we...
Runtime: 30 mins - February 27, 2008 - Rating: 9.59
whats up bitches and boys this week we decided to do another reverse Bang Bus and Sara Jay was our lady on the bus....
Runtime: 38 mins - July 21, 2004 - Rating: 9.29
So Zukee was nowhere to be found.... so I wasn't sure about going on a mission with Pancho... my round mexican...
Runtime: 35 mins - November 07, 2007 - Rating: 9.8
I know last week was halloween, but this video was actually done the week before. Who cares, i just have to say...
Runtime: 33 mins - July 17, 2002 - Rating: 8.02
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SEEM like I never have a fucking day off?! I was riding around with Anthony ..taking care of...
Runtime: 33 mins - October 10, 2001 - Rating: 8.22
Anyone, who knows anything about Ugly and I, knows that we live, breathe, sleep, jack off and die for latinas. They...
Runtime: 47 mins - February 25, 2004 - Rating: 8.64
You know... it never ceases to amaze me. I always seem to hang out with the ungrateful fucks of the world. Robert...
Runtime: 40 mins - October 09, 2002 - Rating: 8.26
I BUMPED INTO ANDY AT THE SUPERMARKET AND HE saw my BangBus shirt and practically begged to be put on. So I decided...