Scene info for: The Crutch Master!
And to think that The Dirty One was under the assumption that I've tried everything in the book.... WRONG!!!! When I saw the ever tempting Amber hobbling down the sidewalk.. I knew I just HAD to... Apparently this chick had done some hardcore partying the nite before.. and was paying for it on some crutches.... I kindly offer this fair maiden a ride in my chariot..... she accepted..and we were off quicker than her clothes were!!!! This chick couldn't shut up about how drunk she got last nite...and a whole bunch of other useless b/s she was spewing... god knows I wasn't paying attention... what I DID notice... was her willingness to try out for the Special Olympics.... using Preston's cock as a straddle... well my comrades... I'll let you be the judges... and umm.. for future reference.... I'd just like to take this time to point out to all who visit my humble site of debauchery that I, THE DIRTY ONE, DO NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGE...I'M AN EQUAL OPPURTUNIST MISOGYNIST... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Preston Parker, Amber
Amateur, White, Brunette, Natural Tits, Blowjob, Cumshot, Facial, Hardcore
Runtime: 33 mins - January 05, 2002 - Rating: 9.97
well look what we found Ugly and I are some of the most addicted motherfuckers there are about trailor park bitches...
Runtime: 54 mins - November 09, 2005 - Rating: 9.71
God damn that Hurricane Wilma.... that's what.. the 818579324782914 hurricane this year... sheesh.... you know how I...
Runtime: 38 mins - October 23, 2002 - Rating: 9.25
I know what you're all thinking....What the fuck took these fuckers so long to get an update?! Well my faithful...
Runtime: 38 mins - July 21, 2004 - Rating: 9.23
So Zukee was nowhere to be found.... so I wasn't sure about going on a mission with Pancho... my round mexican...
Runtime: 43 mins - August 31, 2005 - Rating: 8.02
Ugs and I decided to scour the Miami streets and check out the aftermath of the storm that ran through here......
Runtime: 39 mins - January 19, 2005 - Rating: 8.1
I've never been the one to dismiss the paranormal.... I mean... look at our latest driver....Marcos... aka Bok.. or...
Runtime: 38 mins - April 19, 2006 - Rating: 8.59
Well my devoted minions... I've got something for you this week! J-Mac, our resident Hialeah chico, brought along his...
Runtime: 44 mins - May 09, 2007 - Rating: 9.6
As a week went by we got the bang bus patrolling the streets of Miami again in search for some victims. How long and...
Runtime: 45 mins - June 04, 2008 - Rating: 8.72
Wasup guys it's me Preston here with another episode of the Bang Bus. This time we were in South Beach and we found...